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Rules for MEN!

by KrieppeN

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> $40.00 Spending Limits

Students are cautioned against spending more than $40 on a date. The reasoning behind this is my opinion that more money spent during a date will not necessarily lead to a better chance of sex, contrary to the belief of most ‘uninformed’ men. If the person a student is dating does not want sex by the third date, is instructed to “dump that bitch”. If a woman doesn’t have sex with them by their third date, it means she has no intention of ever doing so.

If you have to go on several dates before reaching your goal, this can make girls very expensive. How do you do this? There’s several ways to cut costs. If you are going out to dinner, eat first. Then at dinner, just order a salad or bowl of soup. What girl is going to eat more than the guy, especially if it’s the first dates? Does she want to look like a little piggy in front of him?

Try to avoid the dinner. When you’re asking her out, say something like “Well, what time are you eating dinner?” She might think you’re asking her to dinner–but no. When she gives an answer, like “Oh, I was thinking about 7:30,” you make your move. Say, “Ok, and about an hour and a half to eat, I’ll pick you up at 9, and we can get some drinks?”

You’ve done it. She’ll probably look dumbfounded for a second, or think that you are a little “dense,” but you have just won. That’s an entire dinner you don’t have to pay for. The money can be better spent on buying her liquor and getting back to her place for some fun.

> 3 Dates Rule

This one can be the hardest to follow, but abide by it. Girls know within the first 5 minutes how far they will go with you, and will probably do so at the earliest possible time. If you’ve been crossed off the “I’ll sleep with him” list, it’s very difficult, and time consuming to get back on it. Your time is better spent chasing new prospects. If you’re on the list, you can still screw it up by being a jackass. If nothing’s happened in 3 dates, it’s time to move on. The chances of you sleeping with her by now is very low. The only time you should see her again is if there is guaranteed sex. Continuing to pursue her will just cost you more money and waste more of your time.

> No Means No

Regardless of the situation, when a woman says NO, stop whatever you are doing or about to do and get out. Even if you are in the middle hot steamy sex and she says No, you stop what you’re doing and get out.

* No does not mean she is playing.
* No does not mean just this one time.
* No does not mean she consents to sex.

Laws mostly favor woman and will very rarely will it protect a man’s right. Men do not have the same luxury as innocent until proven guilty. Men are tried, labeled, and accused with little discretion.

If a woman cries out rape you will not past GO, you will not collect $200.00, but you will go directly to jail. It is not worth spending the next 10 years in jail and living the rest of your life as a sex offender.

> Single Mothers

Never Date Single Mothers.

Why? You already know their stance ..ion: they won’t have one. Don’t risk paying vaginamony or child support. Her kids will always be 1 in her life, and do you really want to take second-place to a woman? I didn’t think so. Why support another man’s mistake? How do you know she’s not looking for a support figure? Or someone to support her financially? Think of all that, and realize that the odds are stacked against you. She’s already had one mistake. She won’t go for the Hail Mary (more on that below). The last guy didn’t stick around. Why should you?

This isn’t to say that some of them aren’t very nice, have been screwed over by ex-husbands, or would be very great mates. But if you’re just looking to get laid, they are a definite off-limits. More than likely, you’re hooking up with a girl who wants another try at something she messed up the first time. With the hostility of today’s legal system towards men, you just don’t want to take the chance.

I insists that some men have been ordered by the courts to pay child support to their former wives, even though they were not the biological father of her children. This, he asserts, financially ruins the men for many years making them unable to start a new life with another woman or enjoy the money they earn.

> Tabasco Sauce

Dispose of the used condom by flushing it down the toilet. Since this is not always possible, men are encouraged to carry some hot sauce to pour inside the used condom. According to Michael Jackson, there are several cases where women have attempted to impregnate themselves with the contents of used condoms, in an effort to extract child support payments from the man. Jackson advises men who use the ‘hot sauce method’ to “get out as soon as they hear a scream”, probably indicating that the woman has tried ‘injecting’ the contents of the condom into herself. Jackson says, “if you’re the risky type, stick around and sue her for attempted extortion.”

Habanero and Tabasco are two widely used. Put some inside the used condom and kill the sperm.

In an attempt to get pregnant, there have been several reported cases where women take the used condom, insert the sperm into themselves, and try to get pregnant. Without your consent of course.

TAG!! You’re It. For the next 18 Years

Why? Child support and she’s set with your money. Especially if you are rich. Do not just leave it lying around. If you use the hot sauce method, and you hear her scream, take your stuff and RUN. If you’re the risky type, stick around and sue her for attempted extortion. Her area is very sensitive to chemicals and she will think twice before trying that again.

> Dating Co-workers

Dipping your friend in the company ink is a strict no-no.

In fact, you should not engage in any conversation with a woman at work unless it directly relates to work. Do not compliment them. Do not ask them out to dinner. Your conversation outside of work should be limited to Good (Morning / Afternoon / Evening). If you go beyond this, you’re a lawsuit waiting to happen. If you do date a coworker and you break up, things can get tense around the office (especially if it was a nasty breakup). She can sabotage your career or, worse, file lawsuits claiming sexual harassment. At the minimum, you will have to see her every day, and maybe collaborate with her frequently. It’s just not worth it. With all the background checks employers perform, if a sexual harassment lawsuit pops up you can say good buy to that job.

The courts are very hostile towards men in this regard as well, so just play it safe. If women want to be engaged in normal conversation, they can lobby the courts to be more lenient first. We’re not going to risk our future to try to get a date with someone who, for all we know, is waiting for a guy to say “nice skirt” so she can claim sexual harassment and settle for a large sum of money.

Report all sexual harassments! If do not report it then it means that it is acceptable for a women to sexually harass men and get away with it.

Facts About Sexual Harassment
The U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission

Sexual harassment is a form of sex discrimination that violates Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964. http://www.eeoc.gov/policy/vii.html

Unwelcome sexual advances, requests for sexual favors, and other verbal or physical conduct of a sexual nature constitutes sexual harassment when submission to or rejection of this conduct explicitly or implicitly affects an individual’s employment, unreasonably interferes with an individual’s work performance or creates an intimidating, hostile or offensive work environment.

Sexual harassment can occur in a variety of circumstances, including but not limited to the following:

* The victim as well as the harasser may be a woman or a man. The victim does not have to be of the opposite sex.
* The harasser can be the victim’s supervisor, an agent of the employer, a supervisor in another area, a co-worker, or a non-employee.
* The victim does not have to be the person harassed but could be anyone affected by the offensive conduct.
* Unlawful sexual harassment may occur without economic injury to or discharge of the victim.
* The harasser’s conduct must be unwelcome.

It is helpful for the victim to directly inform the harasser that the conduct is unwelcome and must stop. The victim should use any employer complaint mechanism or grievance system available.

When investigating allegations of sexual harassment, EEOC looks at the whole record: the circumstances, such as the nature of the sexual advances, and the context in which the alleged incidents occurred. A determination on the allegations is made from the facts on a case-by-case basis.

Prevention is the best tool to eliminate sexual harassment in the workplace. Employers are encouraged to take steps necessary to prevent sexual harassment from occurring. They should clearly communicate to employees that sexual harassment will not be tolerated. They can do so by establishing an effective complaint or grievance process and taking immediate and appropriate action when an employee complains.


> Approaching Women In Groups

Girls travel in packs when they’re not looking to hook up. It lets the not-so-hot girls get as much attention as the real babes in the group. It’s almost impossible to get one alone, much less take one home. Most likely, if you approach a girl in a pack, one will act as a “blocker,” stalling you from your real girl. Chances are, when women are in a group, that someone is sober enough to tell her know, and insist that she go home with them. Just don’t pay them any attention. Don’t buy them drinks. Take a number, maybe, but don’t pursue them.

> Sex to Go

No spooning. No cuddling. No staying over. In and Out. This might be hard, might be easy, but if you do these things you’re sending her a very clear message: you’re not interested in a serious relationship. A serious relationship is the only time these kind of actions are appropriate.

> Serious Relationships

The general rule is, don’t have a serious long-term relationship until you’re 25. If you’re in a committed relationship, it says you’re ready to settle down.

Get everything out of your system first: The three-ways, the one-night-stands, the fetish girls, the fantasies. Wait until you’re in the 30’s before you marry. You should have a well-established career by then, you’ll be better prepared to afford a wife and kids. Hopefully within a steady well balanced home environment. Remember, once kids are involved there is no such thing as separation. She will always have some input into your life.

Even if you leave she can make you pay child support. Make sure you are ready to have kids and make sure both of you agree on it.

If you’re under 25, you should not have a girlfriend. Do not move in with your girlfriend. You should be having fun and sleeping with as many people as possible. Some men do mature at different rates. If you’re ready for marriage or kids, go for it. Just remember that over 50% of marriages fail. You had better be damn sure of it, or you will be paying for it the rest of your life. Marriages where both parties are older than 25 have a much, much higher success rate.

Children raised in solid households are much less likely to be social delinquents.

> Weekend Dating

Do you want to look like a loser who has nothing better to do on weekends than wait for her to call? You should not answer calls from potential booty calls Thursday-Sunday, unless it is guaranteed poon.

* You have to make the girl believe that she has competition.
* That your time is valuable.
* That you have better things to do on weekends than spend time with her.
* You are a person in demand, even though you may be at home watching T.V.

She’ll may be thinking: Are you with another girl? Are you in the bars? Attending important meeting? Keep her guessing. It will intrigue her.

Humans generally want what they can’t have. If you make her believe she can’t have you, she’ll be that much easier to bag when you “let her in.” Even if you have nothing to do, let her leave a voice mail. You’re busy (banging other chicks, for all she knows).

If you do call never leave a voicemail; she’ll be wondering what you wanted and if you made other plans.

Remember, you’re a person that is always in demand!

> Cell Phones and Text Messages During a Date

If a girl answers a cell-phone or checks their text messages in the middle of dinner or date, get up and leave.

Your Response:

* “Oh, you look busy. I’m going to get out of here.”
* “While you’re so busy, I’m just going to move on dear. Got to get out of here”

Why? The person on the other end is the guy she’s going to have sex with when she finally gets rid of you. If she says it’s her kids, you’re already violating the no “Single Mothers” rule. Her work? It’s a date and it’s late, if her work is more important then you, then it will always be more important. If she says its her friends, all her friends know she’s out. That’s just how women work. She can just turn the phone off and wait to gossip until the date is over.

You on the other hand, should carry a cell phone. Avoid answering it during dinner, by have your buddies make a call or two. Ignoring her for “work” makes you look important and in control. She will try to test you and get your attention on her. Sex might be used to get your attention.

If a female answers a cell-phone call in the middle of dinner, I advise that the male should immediately get up and leave. He justifies this as follows:

* It is possible that the caller is another man who she is going to have sex with when she finishes her date.
* If the caller is one of her children, the man is already violating KrieppeNs’ ‘no-single-mothers’ rule.
* If the call is work related, and is deemed more important than the man now, it will always be more important.
* If the caller is a friend, KrieppeN claims, the woman is “most certainly lying because all her friends know she’s out.”

KrieppeN believes if a woman deems a 101 student unimportant enough that she feels comfortable answering her cell phone during the date, she is not sufficiently interested in having sex with the man. Leaving immediately, he advises, would save the man a good deal of money. In contrast, he believes the man should always carry a cell phone on dates. KrieppeN’ logic follows that a man ignoring a woman for a work related call will actually make him look more “important and in control”, thereby drastically reducing the “waiting period” women observe before having sex with men they’re dating. KrieppeN claims that a woman will try to test a man, trying to focus his attention on her and, he believes, there’s a good chance that sex might be part of the attention-getting hunt.

> Meet Women in Bars

Approaching women in bars is not difficult.

A wingman can be helpful to break up a pair of girls or get them at your table, but going alone can be just fine. If you’re desperate, just leave. Girls can smell desperation a mile away. That has a small stink of desperation, and if the girls in the bar see you get rejected once, you’re pretty much shot for the night.

Sit at the bar or at a small private table. You have your money on the table (it’s the closest item men have to attract “horny women”). Dress nice, in darker clothing (to appear dark, mysterious, etc.) Have a drink or two, and just watch the action. Scan the room. See who you want to have sex with. Sooner or later, girls are going to approach you. Wonder if you’re waiting on someone. Or if you’re just lonely.

By not approaching, you’re not buying girls drinks that you have no chance with. Girls who approach you will likely sleep with you because you’ve already made the list of people they will sleep with. Now you just have to close the deal.

> After Hours Homely Pickings

Normally only the fugally women remain late into the evening before the club or bar closes. The hot women have already found the men the will be doing while the fugally one’s get left behind. If you don’t care who you have sex with then this is the best time to find a desperate girl. Buy know you should be to drunk to care and horny enough to have sex with Miss Rosy Palms.

Save yourself some money, go to a club before it closes, and pickup those women no one else would touch.

> Birth Control

Regardless of the situation always use birth control.

Whoever uses the birth control has the control.

You should be using birth control AND so should she. The pill is NOT the only form. There’s about 12 different forms of birth control , they can’t be allergic to all of them. If a girl is not on birth control, she wants to have a baby. Maybe not right away, maybe not with you, but if it happens she won’t be too upset.

Do not, under any circumstances, stick it in without a condom. Even if she says she’s on the pill. You don’t know if she’s tell the truth, or missed a dose, or simply forgot. You just don’t know. Don’t take her word for it and protect yourself.

If a women doesn’t believe in abortion and doesn’t believe in birth control that equals someone who wants to have baby.

Remember, 60 minutes of irritation is better much better then 18 years of child support.

Over the Counter Birth Control

1. Latex & Non Latex Condoms for Men
2. Female Condom
3. Spermicide Alone

Prescription Birth Control

1. Diaphragm
2. Cervical Cap
3. Birth Control Pills
4. The Mini-Pill
5. Depo-Provera
6. The Patch (Ortho Evra)
7. Norplant
8. Progestasert IUD (Intrauterine Device)
9. Male Sterilization (Vasectomy)
10. Female Sterilization
11. Contraceptive Sponge
12. The Hormonal Vaginal Contraceptive Ring (NuvaRing)
13. Emergency Contraception
1. Copper T IUD (Intrauterine Device


* http://www.fda.gov/opacom/lowlit/brthcon.html
* http://www.4woman.gov/faq/birthcont.htmtwo

> No Gifts

Unless she’s your wife never buy her a gift.

If you get them a gift once, they will try to get more expensive gifts later. If you HAVE to buy a gift for a girl, getting jewelry is probably the worst idea. Girls take jewelry as a sign of commitment. Getting her jewelry will either scare her off because of commitment, or drive her more into commitment, which you don’t want unless you plan on marrying her.

You should not get her anything unless you have had sex with her. Remember, you’re trying to get laid not develop a relationship.

> Beverage Consumption

If using alcohol is your method of entry, then never buy a women beer or a light liquor. Not only will she not get the buzz your looking for but she will be taking a piss all night long. Students buy their women harder liquor such as Jagermeister, http://www.jager.com/_splash.cfm?ref=/index.cfm? tequila shots, long islands, etc.

Never take advantage of someone that is unable to consent to sex. You don’t want to spend the next 10 years in jail and labeled as a sex offender for the rest of your life. 60 Minutes of pleasure is not worth destroying the next 60 years.

Women and Alcohol

Are Women More Vulnerable to Alcohol’s Effects?
“Women appear to be more vulnerable than men to many adverse consequences of alcohol use. Women achieve higher concentrations of alcohol in the blood and become more impaired than men after drinking equivalent amounts of alcohol. Research also suggests that women are more susceptible than men to alcohol-related organ damage and to trauma resulting from traffic crashes and interpersonal violence. This Alcohol Alert examines gender differences in alcohol’s effects and considers some factors that may place women at risk for alcohol-related problems.”

“Women absorb and metabolize alcohol differently than men. In general, women have less body water than men of similar body weight, so that women achieve higher concentrations of alcohol in the blood after drinking equivalent amounts of alcohol (5,6). In addition, women appear to eliminate alcohol from the blood faster than men. This finding may be explained by women’s higher liver volume per unit lean body mass (7,8), because alcohol is metabolized almost entirely in the liver (9).”

National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism No. 46 December 1999

> Types of Dates

No Coffee, breakfast, or lunch dates.

Why? They’re non-threatening. There’s no booze. There’s good lighting. All the advantages a bar or club are gone. Girls say, “well they’re no-pressure situations,” or “i don’t feel like anything is expected of me afterwards.” In translation: “I don’t feel like I need to, or should, have sex with him afterwards.”

This is bad! It might sound “mean,” but you want them to feel pressure. You want their inhibitions a little lower. You want them to feel like something is expected of them. Your chances for getting laid increase dramatically. Nobody ever got laid after a coffee-shop date. There’s no point in going. Just say no.

> Jerks and Assholes

We are assholes and jerks.

That’s right. If you follow these rules, you’ll probably be called a jerk or an asshole. Wear it with pride. “Nice Guys” don’t get laid.

Ever notice how all the hot girls keep complaining about guys they hooked up with who turned out to be an assholes? You could be that guy! The guy who has his way with her one night, then leaves the next day and is never heard from again. Or maybe hooks up with her for a few weeks, then she finds out he has another girl on the side.

A monogamous relationship is not what you’re looking for.

> Master Filibuster

Take her home and do not stop for food.

She’s just been drinking all night, you both are horny, and you’re quickly trying to go to her house to hopefully get laid. You want to minimize the distance from drinking to sex. If she asks you to stop at a fast-food restaurant, or diner, she’s stalling (filibustering). She knows she’s a little buzzed and is trying to buy some time to sober up. Sober up so she won’t be as horney and try to avoid sleeping with you. If you don’t want this to happen then don’t take her out to eat.

Avoiding it is relatively easy AND sets you up for a quick exit later. If she asks, say that you have to work early the next day, you’ll drop her off, and leave. If she can’t get another ride home, she’ll drop the idea. If she can, she’ll probably be having sex with the booty call/ride after you leave anyway. If you get back to her place and get it on, you then have an excuse to get out fast.

> Eating Before a Date

The idea goes back to our Spending Limits rule. Eat a hearty meal before you go out on a date with her. That way, when you take her out to dinner, just order a green salad, and save money. No woman wants to eat more than you or else she’ll look like a pig.

> Marriage Contract / Prenuptial

There is no benefit for a man to get married anymore. If you must get married it should go without saying to get a prenuptial agreement.

If you say that you don’t need a prenuptial because you don’t have anything then you’re claiming that you will not amount to anything and be a looser for the rest of you’re life. Need a Divorce Lawyer?http://www.lduhtrp.net/tn83g04tzxILNSQSJPIKJNNLOKQ http://www.legalmatch.com/bd/intro-divorce.html?_affId=150

Today, marriage is like a merging of two corporations. If you get married, you each take on half of each other’s assets. That is, unless you sign a prenuptial agreement. Even that isn’t guaranteed.

* If you have her sign it very close to the wedding, the agreement can be contested in court as having been signed “under duress.”
* If you have a date already set then sign the prenuptial, it can be thrown out for forcing the woman sign under duress. Make sure to have the prenuptial agreement signed before setting a date.
* You should keep separate accounts. Buy your toys with your money. She won’t get half of them if you can prove you alone funded them the gifts.
* Keep a shared account for bills and everything else, but a private account for toys.
* Make sure both of you have your own lawyers. That we she can’t claim you and your lawyer coerced her into signing the document&183;
* When it comes to signing the paperwork, have it recorded, and for a little extra hire a retired judge to witness the event. That will play in your favor in case she claims during the divorce she was pressured into signing the agreement.
* Be very detailed and address all issues regarding kids, sex, her weight, how much she gets after certain years, palimony, cheating spouses, kids, the dog, businesses, stock, 401K, etc..
* You do not want the government screw you over for forgetting something.
* Read several books about divorce agreements so you have a good idea going.
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She may argue that getting a prenuptial is setting the marriage up for failure. Don’t be fooled because this is not the case. No more is getting car insurance is setting one’s self up to get a car car accident.

Other women argue that a marriage should be more then about the finances. Women who have nothing put into the marriage love to say that. But they are the first one’s to hire “go for the throat” attorney the minute things don’t go their way. Somebody’s hiring those sharks. Who do you think they are doing that?

Women also argue that marriage is a union between two people. However, two people can proclaim their union without signing a piece of paper. But women want you to sign that paper so they can take half of what you worked very hard for.


If you wealth is directly tied to your families wealth:

I don’t trust attorneys, lawyers, or arbitrator regarding my funds or my families funds. It is not fair to any of my siblings and parents in case something goes wrong with us and they end up loosing out in terms of monitory value.

You are creating the prenuptial so that BOTH of you can be protected in case one passes away or there is a divorce. You both want to do what is good for the family! By no means is this a selfish act. You want to make sure that the government doesn’t take control of something you both have struggled hard to build. If she doesn’t want a prenuptial then she is the one that is trying to hurt the family.

Taking the time and energy to create a prenuptial shows that you care about the other person and have made a conscious effort to think about protecting the family.

The great thing about perpetual is that it give you and your wife the opportunity to set expectation before the marriage. So you both establish expectations and know where the other stands before making a large commitment.

Possible Prenuptial Topics

* Who gets the kids?
* Will the husband making more money have to pay for any kind of retirement for the wife?
* Will the man’s income after the divorce still be accessible?
* Who gets the house?
* What will happen if someone cheats?
* How much will the women get after the divorce?
* Will alimony stop if the women finds a lover or gets married after the divorce?
* Does the wife have to be a certain before and after kids?
* What duties is the man and woman responsible for?
* Who pays for the kids college?
* Will itemized receipts be required for alimony?
* How often should the couples have sex per week / month?
* What religion or dogma will the kids be brought up in?
* How will bills be split during marriage?
* Will the women get an allowance?
* Will you provide medical, dental, and vision insurance for the kids and the ex?
* Ensure the man’s income does not turn into a women’s asset. Lawyers trying to turn a man’s income into an asset so the women can go after his future earnings. So they can draw upon that income forever.
* Ensure itemized receipts are required for any alimony and child support settlements.
* If a women has kids that are not yours or adopts kids after the divorce ensure you will not be financial or emotionally responsible for the kids.
* State a timeline of when the women needs to leave your house after the divorce.
* Before the marriage ensure you will not be responsible for any kids that the future wife brings into the marriage that are not biologically yours. You act like a father or surrogate parent family court may hold you responsible even after the divorce for kids that are not yours.
* In some cases if she lives with a guy for more then 3 days at a time you maybe able to stop vaginamony payments.

Please let us know of more issues that have
worked or help with your prenuptial.

I am not a lawyer and you should contact a qualified attorney before continuing.

Some of the reasons men used to get married included sex, children, and to live with somebody. Those reasons no longer apply. In fact, with current alimony (vaginamony) and child custody laws it is detrimental for a man to marry.

There is nothing you can get married that you can get unmarried. You don’t have to sign a legally biding contract to act and behave as a married couple.

If she needs a legally binding contract to stay together then it’s not love any way’s.

> You Choose the Date

You’re paying for the date then you choose where to have it. You can decide what to do, where to go, and how long to do it for. If the woman pays for everything, great, you can do what she wants. The person who’s paying is the person who decides.

Otherwise, you might get stuck going to a ballet or musical when you’d rather see a movie and booze it up. Worse, she will pick the most expensive restaurant or activity possible to see if you will pony up. Having a firm plan shows that you’re in control.

> Income and Women

Your income generally determines the type of woman you will get.

It’s not often that you see a really rich guy with a really ugly girl on his arm. But you quite often see really amazing girls on the arm of homely but rich guys. Look at rock stars — some of the ugliest guys on earth, but they get laid more than you can ever hope to. Money and power will attract women just as much as a 12″ penis. Work hard on your career. Strive high. Don’t settle. Stay hungry. Girls upgrade all the time to a richer man and guys do it to with hotter and younger girls.

Facts of Life

* KrieppeN claims that the more money a man makes, the more attractive he is to females.
* KrieppeN claims that “young and hot girls” are a natural substitute for Viagra and Cialis.
* KrieppeN also claims that until a student’s career is established, he should not have girlfriends. He often quotes empirical evidence as justification for not getting married.

> Male Friends

Unless they are gay, male friends want to have sex with their female friends.

If the guy didn’t find the girl attractive in the first place, he probably wouldn’t have spent time with her in the second place. He just couldn’t close the deal. Even worst he became her friend. If they both get drunk together and she offers sex, he will take her up on it. Be very wary of girls that spend too much time with their guy friends.

If she disagrees with the above, have her call and flirt with one of her guy friends and ask him if he would come over and pound her tonight. Most likely she will be ringing the doorbell before she hangs up.

> No Sex at Your House

Never bring a woman back to your place.

Do you really want her to know where you live after you’ve dumped her and moved on to the next one? Do you want her dropping over uninvited on weekend and nights to “see if you’re around?” No!

Have sex at her house or a hotel.

> No Compliments

Never compliment a women.

It gives them a sense of power. You want to be in control. You don’t want to let them think they can manipulate you. It raises her self-esteem and will probably lessen your chance of getting laid. Remember, we are jerks and assholes that don’t give a shit.

> Easily Replaceable

Your goal is to make a girl feel like she doesn’t matter and that she is easily replaceable. Make sure that she knows this. On nights she doesn’t put out then leave and call the next person on your booty call list.

Even if you don’t have a list, do not admit, and continue to leave. This will up her competitive spirit to have you stay around longer. In the spirit of competition, always check out girls that are hotter and younger than the girl you are with. If she calls you on it, admit it. She will feel threatened and it might give her more incentive to sleep with you or give you the best sex you’ve ever had. Remember, you’re in charge not her.

> Holidays

There are several important events that girls really want a guy around for. Christmas Eve and Day, New Year’s Eve and Day, Valentine’s Day, Thanksgiving Day, birthdays, etc. If you’ve been with a booty call for a while when one of these is comes up, then dump her.

You’ll save yourself the money that would have been spent buying her a present, and there’s a lot of lonely chicks out there who want to be with somebody–anybody. Women want to feel validated on the holidays, so they go out on a hunt to find the sucker to buy her presents. Your appeal will be much higher as a man during these times. Sticking around with a girl during these times plants long-term thoughts in her head. You don’t want that for a booty call.

> Change is Not Inevitable

Some women have this idea that men are there to be molded and changed to suit their needs. This becomes more prevalent after a man’s married.

When you watch “the game.” She can be welcome to support your activities but if she insists you stop, you insist she leaves. Women love what they consider a “fixer-uppers.” That’s why shows like Trading Spaces and Queer Eye for the Straight Guy exist. Girls think they can take a guy that makes good money and is pretty good looking, and turn him into their fantasy man. Don’t let them do it. Your friends and habits were there before she was. She took you as you are. If she’s not happy with it, she’s the one that changed and she needs to deal with it.

Women: Men don’t get hints. Nagging doesn’t help. In fact, if you nag, it’s more likely to make us doing what you hate, just to spite you. You took the good with the bad, if you don’t like what they were doing before you got together then you should have left.

> Prepare Your Identity

Be the Doctor, Lawyer, Successful Business Man, Band Leader, or Millionaire these gold digging women are looking for. Play their game and come out ahead.

How is she going to know you’re not really a doctor at 11:30pm after a couple Long Island Ice Teas? If you drive a Old Camery, say your car is in the shop and rent a better car like (Porsche work well) for a night out. If you’re truly desperate, write your phone number on an ATM receipt that shows a very large bank balance (how will she know it’s not yours?)

You must never tell a girl exactly how much you make. It gets them thinking about what you can afford to woo them with. Worse, it can get them thinking about how to spend your money. Show them that you have lots of money, let them think they can get their hands on it, but never let them have it. Go as cheap as possible. The rich didn’t get rich by spending money. Stick with the $40.00 dollar rule.

Remember, when you are pretending to be someone else to have proof:

* Friends to vouch for you.
* Fake business cards.
* Fake home address in a rich area.
* Rented expensive cars.
* Nice suits, pants, and shirts.
* $100’s on the outside and $1’s on the inside.
* An attitude that you’re better then her.
* Fake expensive watches and rings.

> Power Before Marriage and Kids

Men have the upper hand before marriage and kids. They are not shackled by the government, kids, or a wife telling them what they can and cannot do.

While women are trying to trap men into marriage the government is forcing men to pay child support for children that may not be theirs.

> Paternity Test

Always get a paternity test no matter how sure you are that it is your child. You do not want to be paying 18 years for some one else’s bastard child.

Even if she says that she does not want your help raising the child get a lawyer and make sure you get a paternity test. Because in many states she can claim you are the father after a year and the government will force you to pay child support.

Types of Paternity Testing

* Postnatal (after your child’s birth) DNA testing
o Blood collection and testing
o Buccal swab (cheek swab) collection and testing
o Umbilical cord collection and testing
o Other sample collection and testing (semen, tissue, hair, etc.)
* Prenatal (before your child’s birth) DNA testing:
o Amniocentesis
o Chorionic Villus Sampling (CVS)

For more information goto American Pregnancy Association – http://www.americanpregnancy.org/prenataltesting/paternitytesting.html

Nearly All Paternity Tests Back – Dad’s Biological Claim

MONDAY, April 17 (HealthDay News) — Ninety-eight percent of men raising children they believe to be their biological offspring are right to think so, according to the largest review of paternity and genetic test data ever conducted.

Even men who actively seek out paternity tests because they doubt their paternity turn out to be wrong most of the time, the study found.

“Only about 30 percent of those men aren’t the father,” said researcher Kermyt Anderson, an assistant professor in the department of anthropology at the University of Oklahoma.

He said the findings should help squelch the long-standing myth, promulgated over the last few decades, that more than 10 percent of all fathers are unknowingly raising children who are not biologically their own.

Combing through data from 67 different studies, Anderson found the number “to be closer to just 2 percent of men. Very few of them are being deceived.”

The findings appear in the upcoming June issue of Current Anthropology.

Anderson said improvements in genetic testing coupled with rising divorce rates have made paternity screening a “growing industry,” with the dramatic results of these tests read live daily on The Jerry Springer Show and other “shock-talk” programming.

And for reasons linked to the potential for child-support claims, “some U.S. states have also been very big in recent years on trying to get men named on birth certificates as biological father,” Anderson said. “Especially in the case of unmarried parents, but even among married parents, legal fatherhood is being established early on.”

But the vast majority of dads wondering “Who’s your daddy?” can rest easy, he said. “There’s not much basis for the figure of 10 percent or even 10 to 20 percent non-paternity that’s been kicked around,” Anderson said.

For the study, the Oklahoma researcher pored over dozens of studies from countries around the globe. Some of them looked at paternity-test results from men taking gene tests for reasons unrelated to their status as fathers (i.e., they did not doubt their paternity as they underwent testing). Others data came from commercial paternity-test clinics, where most clients did have reservations about their status as a biological parent.

However, the new study found unsuspected non-paternity to be a relatively rare phenomenon, with rates more or less similar among the United States, Canada and Europe. Among men who felt confident they were the biological father of their child, the highest rate of actual non-paternity was found in men from Mexico — just over 8 percent.

Men who discover they are not the biological father of a child or expected child often react negatively, Anderson said.

“First of all, if there’s a pregnancy involved, that pregnancy is more likely to be aborted,” he said. “And they were also more likely to divorce or separate from the women. Men spend less time with kids after divorce, of course, but even controlling for that, they spend less time with kids after divorce if they think they are not their own kids.”

An earlier study, released last August, found that more and more men are finding out they are not the father of their child via results from routine medical tests. These gene-based tests are often conducted for a variety of medical reasons unrelated to paternity, such as disease-screening or organ transplant.

“At the moment, people are often receiving the results of [this] paternity testing through e-mail and post,” lead researcher Mark Bellis, a professor of public health at Liverpool John Moores University in England, told HealthDay.

But Anderson stressed that biology isn’t everything, especially if a man has already developed a strong bond with the children under his care.

“Much of this is about broad statistics,” he said. “Biological dads can be very neglectful, too, and stepdads can be very caring.

> Never Give Up Your DNA (Sperm)

Never help a women you have no intention of marring have kids.

Regardless of the circumstance. Would you hand your wallet to Sperm Donation – Little Credit Cardssomebody? “Think of all the sperm swimming around as little credit cards.” Every time those credit cards gets used, you might have to pay the bills.

It does not matter what a women says even on a contract, in a letter, or in front of witnesses, or in front of a supreme court justice judge. It does not matter what she says about a child created this way. Even if she doesn’t want to come after you for money and she applies for state well fair, the state will come after you regardless. It is absolutely not legal for somebody to sign away the rights of the individual. In this case the child. It doesn’t matter what she promises, the man is liable.

She may say today that she doesn’t want your help. Because it is based on today’s and not what will happen in the future. Is it possible that that someone will happen to the woman? Yes. And you will be on the hook for the rest of your life.

> Women Are Dream Killers

Women are dream killers. When a women wants you to do something it’s telling you that her dream comes first and that she doesn’t care about your dream. They often secretly wish that you never reach your dreams so you can never trade up.

Boys Your Dream Comes First!

Prevent yourself from getting into a bad relationship. Watch out for dream killers going in for the kill through your wallet or by getting pregnant.

> Ultimatum, Run

If a women gives you an ultimatum then run and don’t look back.

Never, ever give in to an ultimatum. Any time a women tells you to stop doing something the answer is NO. Do not give into her demands. There is just no two ways about it. Stop being pussy boys! No body should tell you want to do. It is amazing how many men just do what they are told by women. If you don’t put your foot down then the women will keep pushing you and controlling you. Be prepared to deal with the consequences.

When a women tells you what to do; you tell her where to go. AWAY!


* If you don’t give me a ring for Christmas I will leave.
* You stop partying, that’s it.
* You stop smoking weed, that’s it.
* If you don’t rid of your friends, that’s it.
* I can’t believe you choose your house over me.
* If you don’t stop smoking pot, that’s it.

> Giving and Getting Phone Numbers

Give your number out to as many women as possible. Ideally you should always get her phone number.

Real guys get a women’s phone number and not her email address. It is highly unlikely that women will call you. There are some women that will call which is why you give your number out to as many women as possible. This includes women you are interested in, women you just want to bang, women you wouldn’t mind banging in the dark, and so on. Play the numbers game. The more you give out your number the greater chance you have of someone calling you.

There is strength in numbers.

You don’t wait for them to call you. Instead just keep giving your number out. Out of giving 100 women your number there might be 5 that actually call. Don’t be a little kid sitting next to the phone waiting for that one women to call.

Women believe that their lives and presence are worth more then yours. That is why men spend $4/gal to pick women up, buy the dinners, pay the entrance fees to clubs, etc. The way to combat is to give your number to women and not be so anxious. Never call a women within a week of getting her phone number. Just wait. Give your number out as often as you can.

Remember, it’s all about rejection and over coming rejection. Like most sales people know you will get rejected far more then being accepted. Success is in numbers. You keep spreading your net and eventually something will get caught.

> Women on Vacation

Be careful if your girlfriend, wife, spouse, and or partner go on vacation by themselves, with their girlfriends, and or with other male friends because they may be cheating on you.

You are getting played!

For example, your girlfriend tells you that she’s going on a cruise with her best buy friend. The guy will usually get a queen sized bed for the to share. Do you think she’s going to wear a flannel nightly? No, she’s going to be dressed skimpily and her “best friend” will be there. We all know what’s going to happen.

Think of the places you go to: Hawaii, cruise, Cancun, Puerto Vallarta, Bahamas, Waikiki, Las Vegas, etc.. Women go there to party, drink, and to get laid. Not to just hangout with their friends.

If you’re in a serious relationship it’s understood that her vacation are reserved for you. Your vacations are reserved for her.

People have an idea that women don’t do these kinds of things, but the truth is that women are equally bad as guys. Don’t think that your girlfriend is best thing for you. D.T.B ! Find someone that will make you happy, you can trust, and doesn’t have relationship issues.

It’s not that women don’t want to get laid all the time. They don’t want people thinking they are sluts because that will diminish their value. If you are out of town, who’s going to know?

> Don’t Move In With Girlfriend

Never move in with your girlfriend or best female friend.

Your girlfriend will trick you into moving in with her or her moving in with you. Some excuses include she will give you:

* You two can save on rent if you live together.
* The guy can support her while she goes to college and afterwards she will support him.
* Her children need a father figure.
* She will help to pay the bills.
* You two can have sex more often.

She will dump you after she’s done with her degree or keep you around just long enough for the courts to force you to pay her vaginamony. You will be a looser at the end and she leave you with all the debt. You don’t want to be the wallet that takes care of her kids. You will get laid the same amount of times if her live with her or apart. With women there is no grantee on the amount of time she will give it up.

There are several methods to kick her out. Some more aggressive then others.

* Bring another girl home so she catches you cheating on her.
* Tell her that she has to do what you say because you pay all the bills.
* Cut off the electricity and only pay for the rent.
* Change the locks and keep all her stuff outside the door.

> Don’t Call Her Back

Don’t call your date back immediately after a date. She will think you are desperate has control over you. Her high self esteem will make her think she is to good for you result in you not getting laid.

After a date you wait at least one week before calling. If she pressures you to promise a phone call within that time simply tell her you will try. Keep her guessing. If you are not confident to say no to her then simply tell her that you will call her. This does not restrict you to a timeframe and you can simply not call her the next day.

Women don’t marry unreliable or undependable people but they do have sex with them.

If the date did not go well or you have gone 3 dates without getting laid then don’t call her at all. If she has not given it up by the 3rd date then she will not give it up any time soon.

This works well with women that are 9’s and 10’s. They are already insecure about themselves. If you don’t call them then they will do whatever it takes to make you like them. She is much more likely to have sex with you when she is insecure.

> Back Handed Compliments

Use backhanded compliments to humiliate her at the same time it sounds like you are doing something nice. The best thing is that she can’t argue with you because you are giving her a compliment. Remember to not do the backhanded compliments until after you have banged her.

* I don’t care what anyone says I think you’re hot.
* I don’t care what anyone says a little junk in the trunk is fine with me.
* Maybe other guys feel differently but I like a chick with a little meat on her bones.
* Relax sweetie your sexual performance was perfectly adequate.
* Your plastic surgeon has such a delightful sense of humor!
* You’re smart to do your laundry on Saturday night, when everyone else is out.
* A bright red mini-dress! You really have tons of confidence in your inner beauty.
* Look at how much weight you’ve lost! That dress didn’t fit you nearly as well at that last wedding you wore it to.
* Those blackheads form the cutest pattern!
* I very much like your dress. It does wonders for your figure.
* You are an excellent artist, which is a relief considering what a poor cook you are!
* No, honey, I love your boobs. I don’t even like them big.
* Your haircut really slims your face.
* For a not bad looking girl you look terrible in photos.
* I do think it’s fantastic that someone with your sort of looks should make such an effort with fashion.
* That outfit you are wearing would be lovely for a funeral.
* Well, your hair is nice, it’d look good on Courtney Love.
* Honey, you’re so pretty I don’t even notice the extra weight.
* Hey, that’s a great looking shirt, Tim! You can barely see your beer-belly.
* You look splendid today, Nobody would ever guess you’re 45.
* Don’t be silly, grey is the new blonde.
* I love your hair!! I bet you did it your self didn’t you.
* Honey you are so pretty one barley see the yellow teeth.
* Honey I love that new coat it makes you look 20 lbs lighter.
* That outfit is so slimming!
* Nice shoes, my mom bought the same style last month.
* So what if they say your ass looks fat in those pants, I think you look ok.http://www.tqlkg.com/image-2497906-10481644
* Nice dress. I’ve seen a few girls with it, but I think it suits you most.
* Don’t listen to what anyone is saying. I would not change a thing.
* I hate chicks are just rail thin.
* The food looks great. And you managed to cook it without setting off the smoke alarm.

> KrieppeN Glossary

Attention Whore – Women are used to getting attention and competing for attention. They have a very hard time for not being the center of attention. They cause scenes in public to get the attention. They often capitalize on those who wish to live private lives. The women often turn the scene into a referendum to get public opinion on the partners inadequacies. They also take opportunities to interfere in a person’s carrier and livelihoods.

Bitch – Someone who sleeps with everyone but you.

Dumb That Bitch (DTB) – End the relationship now with that bitch.

BUC 10 – More attractive women are given a higher number. A Bucharest 10 is suggested to be the pinnacle of beauty. Ex. An Bucharest 10 is suggested to be much more attractive then a Techirghiol 10.

Pussy – Male partner in the relationship that is unable to stand-up for himself.

Slut – Someone who sleeps with everyone.

Vaginamony – Alimony and/or child support.

Whore – Person who will sleep with you for money or something of equal

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