Nu! Nu este un nou film horror, este REALITATE. Aseara un prieten caruia nu-i pot dezvaluii numele deoarece Crazy s-ar supara, mi-a trimis un link catre un forum, despre o nunta. Prima data am crezut ca este o gluma si ca tot ce a vrut cel care a inceput treadul a fost doar sa adune posturi, dar se pare ca nu este asa… Mai jos aveti pozele de la nunta lui, PLUS cateva replay-uri pe care le consider total magnifice.
I finally did it, married my girlfriend of 5 years. She means the world to me, I cant believe what a lucky guy I am. I never thought I would find true love, but now that I have my life is complete. Here are the pictures from out ceremony:
The beautiful brides maids:
My army buddies were all over them
Here is our wedding cake, it was actually sculpted out of twinkies
My wifes favorite part of the night:
Here we are on the way to our honeymoon, happiest day of my life!
Well, she does have a sister who is single somehow. She has high standards though, so many guys are after her all the time.
Look upon true love and tell me there is no God:
Astea au fost pozele, acum voi pune si cele mai “picante” si mai “bune” replay-uri din partea userilor:
Estemachine: Holly fuck, I didn’t know you could fit so many woman in one dress.
Kill Yourself: Congrats dude, post pics of your kids too.
Tbonetron2.0: Uh, is that actually a woman or is this a gay wedding? Because if you decapitated the bride’s head and showed it to people, they’d think that was some plumber dude or something.
AlphaDelphic: That’s one aerodynamic forehead.
RaGEDMentaL: So you went to Sea World and came back with a Whale, congrats.
TanMan: Buy a shotgun. “The Hills Have Eyes” is real
sleepwalk: I’ve listened to atheist arguments from nearly every source; from Richard Dawkins to Penn Jillette to my college roommate. This is best evidence I’ve ever seen for the absence of a God.
RaGEDMentaL: nudes plz…
storeo: Thats fucked up
Mr.Norwayisback: Ive think u killed my sex life, I cant get that whale out of my mind!
MrNutHugger: Obesity runs in her family, and it runs FAST.
Mekong Delta: Well the good news is that this can’t get any worse, and I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
rpnp: i find it hard to believe that dudes family actually let him marry a beast like that…
Old Man: Those are nice medals, did you get them for going through with the ceremony?
tuffenuff: If she was the last woman on earth, then I would just let mankind become extinct.
LGP1: People like this exist? Only in the states.
Mathias: So which bakery does she work at?
Jerseyfresh84: with a head like that bitch doesn’t have dreams she has movies
Jonathan92: I swear on my fathers grave, I couldn’t see more than 3 pictures because of the uglyness of that ”girl”.. jesus christ
Envious: Fat bald chicks are never attractive
JohnnyCardboard: did she carry you into the house??
MusclesMarinara: trifecta…. Fat, ugly, and bald
BigPete: Holy fuck! I would rather fuck a monkey then that lol
dmc4: Oh My God…. This Is Proof… Love Is Truly Blind.
rsierra2: Does your town have any kind of history with radiation poisoning?
pipehitters187: The more I look at those foul pics I see you actually married a dude.
ss454: That dude must have lost a bet with his army buddies…
COLcolon: I am so glad I never saw this thread while eating my dinner here at work……
stevenmv5: This thread scares me on levels I can’t describe.
Lucretius: If you are only doing this to try an hoax people into giving you money for an abortion, well played. Post an address and watch the money roll in.
kashmir88: some people marry there own sex. some people marry animals. congrats bro, you’ve just done both
submitter: man she is fucking crazy ugly for a dude not to mention a girl. jesus christ, her parents must have had the same last name before they were married.
biddy79uk: thats no woman but a beast and your no man your a retard
Scatastrophe: I don’t know which one to feel sorry for.
swarrrm: Does she do anal?
BabiPangang: Damn… What is earth where you thinking? That is godzilla, 4 real.
Si lista poate continua… mai erau inca 30 de pagini de citit… dar nu mai puteam de ras… asa ca m-am oprit.
Continuati, poate aveti ceva de adaugat… :D
Krieppen …i think that you are jealous;;) that guy is a lucky bastard:))
Yeah, lucky him :D
True love..so beautiful :(
:)) Dragose… mere pistolu? n-am shotty da pot sa imprumut.
Ce pot sa spun ? Eu sunt de acord cu acel $p1d3r al dotei care a fost de altfel aseara ownat, sa nu uitam ca eu critam 1.6k :-”.
Oricum am deslusit inexorabilul mister si am ajuns la concluzia ca acel tanar KrieppeN al dotei este cam slab bot lane, si gelos pe acest mare si sexy porn star [ala blond, ce poza "$huK@r@" are cu ochelarii de soare, ah, am orgasm, rly.] al armatei.
Daca s-ar naste o explozie nucleara maine si dupa aia un meteorit ar lovi pamantul ar rezulta ceva asemanator da…nope…tot n-ar fi asa urat !
Cu siguranta m-am inselat si am vorbit prostii, atunci cand am zis despre cineva vazut live sau pe net, ca este cea mai urata gagica…… Am mintit grav rau de tot. ASTA e cea mai urata de departe cu un avans de neajuns, dar nu sunt foarte sigur daca intra la categoria oameni. Cum zicea intr-un reply cineva de pe thread, “Oameni ca astia exista?” si tot el isi dadea raspunsul: “Numai in State”.
Acum sunt sigur ca-mi iubesc gagica!!!
dar voi nu va puneti problema daca va nasteati voi aratand asa,ce mai faceati? eu ma gandesc “saracii oameni” si bine ca s-au gasit la urma urmei. indiferent de cum arata,tot oameni sunt;au sentimentele si nevoile lor, care nu te aleg dupa cum arati,si au drepturile lor,ca oricine .bine ca au putut vedea dincolo de aparente,si cu atat mai frumos daca li se pare in regula fizicul. e problema lor.sunteti rautaciosi! dupa voi ar fi fost mai in regula sa moara fiecare in singuratate. va doresc absolut tot ce le urati voi mai sus!
PS: sunteti urati pe dinauntru. asta mi se pare MAI trist decat pozele de mai sus
pun pariu ca si tu esti si te simti urat/urata :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Aia ce dracu e ? mutant ? nici la zoo n-as lasa-o cu animalele ! vai de capul meu :)))
Quickly, dude, you’re a soldier! Take off to Iraq while there’s still a war on! That’s what I’d do if I had such a peachy better half… Or maybe you’ve served in Afghanistan for too long amid goats and barren desert and you now think that anything with a pair of legs is sexy… God, dude, you are braver than all the Soviet heroes put together for marrying that charming woman…
ale743 are dreptate! Dar totuși! Asa planto-animalo-creaturo-chestii nu am mai văzut în viata mea! Anyway e bine vorba lui ale743 ca s-au găsit! Acum sa speram ( știu ca sunt rău ) ca nu ii mai găsește nimeni ca ar muri pe loc!
stiti care e problema…ca exista posibilitatea ca aceste poze sa fie trucate….si chiar daca nu sunt trucate f bine ca s-au intalnit. toti ne gasim jumatatea …..daca asta a fost a lor….;)
asa jumatate? :O
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As vrea sa stiu si eu daca e cu putinta, adresa forumului de unde ai luat pozele.
Ma intereseaza comentariile indivizilor deoarece mi-au dat lacrimile doar de la pagina asta.
trebuie sa fie trucate… am vazut in STALKER creaturi care ar muri de inima sa o vada pe asta.
dar nu stiu ce ma sperie mai mult – pozele, indivizii din ele sau comentariul lu’ asta
RaGEDMentaL: nudes plz…
Link la forumul cu pricina: http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/
Si un post super tare de acolo:
Streetcleaner: I didn’t know Big Foot’s could breed with Chupacabra
Here’s the scary part…….They breed……….
saracu’…:|